Nurse Is

A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.
After a test, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Chawla
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Chawla
Patient : Doctor I think I'm a dog
Doctor : How long have you are feeling like this?
Patient : Since I was a puppy....
You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!
Patient - Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Doctor - Next please!
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me.
I Keep Losing My Temper With People....
Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem....
Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard....
Nurse: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up....
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him....
Patient - Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?
Doctor - Try to resist the temptation but if you can't, get me a new television....
Good Looking Girl
Doctor:Ok Now Breath,
Give You Your Eyes....

Old Lady:
Doctor:Open Your Mouth....
Harya:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg....
Doc:Its Nothin.Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Harya:But Both My Legs R Of D Same Age


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