Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team

Don't evn try to guess wat happnd....

The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too!
Rajnikant was putting his dogs tail into a pipe...
James Bond : hey,dogs tail will never become straight
Rajnikanth- yanna rascala, its my dog, i am bending the pipe
Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil.
However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive.

Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and...the Titanic in the other!
Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards, Rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?…. Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…


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