The Most Powerful Words Other Than

"I Love You"


"Salary Is Credited"

He : I hate you .

She : I hate you too , but as a friend. 
Whenever your ex says, 
"You'll never find someone like me," 
the answer to that is, 
"That's the point."

My friend thinks he is smart. 
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, 
so I threw a coconut at his face.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
घरचे सकाळी सकाळी झोपेतून अस
जस काय तिसर महायुद्ध सुरु झालय आणि
शेवटचा सैनिक मीच उरलोय....

Girl: What do u do?
Boy: PHD.
Girl: Wow! 
Boy: No. Pizza Hut Delivery
Double Heart Attack Message By A Girl To A Boy:
Girl : Lets Break Up Now,its All Over.
Boy : Sorry, Sorry,
Girl : Sorry! That Was Not For You....
Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar.
Teacher: "Where’s Your Book?"
Student: "At Home...."
Teacher: "What’s It Doing There?"
Student: “Having More Fun Than Me."


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