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Hate you

He : I hate you .

She : I hate you too , but as a friend.

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Point

Whenever your ex says,

"You'll never find someone like me,"

the answer to that is,

"That's the point."

#insult

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My friend thinks he is smart.

He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry,

so I threw a coconut at his face.

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PHD

Girl: What do u do?

Boy: PHD.

Girl: Wow!

Boy: No. Pizza Hut Delivery

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Breakup

Double Heart Attack Message By A Girl To A Boy:

Girl : Lets Break Up Now,its All Over.

Boy : Sorry, Sorry,

Girl : Sorry! That Was Not For You....

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Coffee

Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee.

Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only.

Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!

Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?

Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar.

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Whatsaap

On FB Chat

She: Heyyyy..! Whatsup?

Me: Sure.. Send Me Ur Number!

I Wonder Y She Too Blocked Me

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Plans for weekend

GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend?

BF: Income Tax Returns

GF: When d first part was released?

BF : _________________________

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Keep stupid occupied

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By telling them this joke.

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What do you use

Boy : Wow....you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..what do you use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5....

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