He : I hate you .

She : I hate you too , but as a friend. 
Whenever your ex says, 
"You'll never find someone like me," 
the answer to that is, 
"That's the point."

#insult
My friend thinks he is smart. 
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, 
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so I threw a coconut at his face.
Girl: What do u do?
Boy: PHD.
Girl: Wow! 
Boy: No. Pizza Hut Delivery
Double Heart Attack Message By A Girl To A Boy:
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Girl : Lets Break Up Now,its All Over.
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Boy : Sorry, Sorry,
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Girl : Sorry! That Was Not For You....
Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 10 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 5 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar.

On FB Chat

She: Heyyyy..! Whatsup?

Me: Sure.. Send Me Ur Number!


I Wonder Y She Too Blocked Me 

GF: Hey baby, what plans for weekend?

BF: Income Tax Returns

GF: When d first part was released?

BF : _________________________
How do you keep someone stupid occupied?
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By telling them this joke.
Boy : Wow....you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..what do you use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5....

 

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