My Friend Asked What It Is Like To Be Married,
So I Deleted All The Music On His Mobile Except 1 Song....


Wife : Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do?


Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
The relationship between
husband and wife is very psychological.
One is psycho and the other is logical.

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awwwwwwww Yes Darling...............
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Husband: Great!  then….
Stay 9,955,887 kms away from Me....

Police Officer:
I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by wife....

Professor:
I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife....

CEO:
I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife....

Judge:
I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife....

Doctor : Hows your headache??

Patient : She is fine !!
Wife: What's that beeping?
Me: That's my seat belt alarm.
Wife: How can you ignore something so annoying?
Me: Huh? :)
Wife buys 10 underwears of same color for hubby....

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart....
People will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people??



Hubby Silent

Height Of Attitude
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A cockroach's last words to a man who is about to kill him......

"Go ahead & kill me, u coward!
U r jealous of me bcoz ur wife is afraid of me and NOT YOU"
A successful marriage is based On give and take

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

And

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it....

 

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