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Tea is dangerous than whisky. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered it yesterday. Last night, I had 8 pegs of whisky at the pub while my wife was having tea at home. You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I went home. Please share this new discovery. ??????
People with high ego 
and unnecessary attitude 
deserves the standing ovation 
of the tallest finger

We live in a Generation where

"Deleting History is more important than Creating History"

Early to bed and early to rise
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the person has no internet
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3 innocent faces in world

Baby face

A person who wanna take loan/credit

A friend in front of parents 

Best Relationship Status

I am not Single....
I am on Money Saving Mode....
Every girl wants a perfect husband.













But I can't be every girl's husband. Sorry.
Definition of A Happy Couple
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HE does what SHE wants,
and SHE does what SHE wants....
Engineering law of LOVE:

LOVE can neither be created nor be destroyed
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It can be only transferred from
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EX to NEXT ;
With Loss Of Money.
Words from a Married Man:

My Wife gives me a sound advice,

"99% Sound, 1% Advice..!!

 

 
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