Latest Status Messages in English | Page 1
People like to express there feelings through status messages on Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter and other mediums. Here is our latest collection of latest status messages for Whatsapp & Facebook. Express your feelings through our latest status messages for your WhatsApp Facebook. This is Status Messages collection Page number 1
I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes.
It's Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I though
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
No I didn't trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Better late than never, but never late is better.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
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